Doctor Who kills me with every episode. I know more about timetravel than i do math. And lately i have been craving Jammy Dodgers.

fallohmeintothedark:

if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

(via carryonmy-assbutt)

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2 hours ago

fuckyeahtrxyler:

tr-oyesivan:

tyler-oakleys-pickle:

troylerrocksmyworld:

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

Could you imagine Tyler coming up to YOU asking for a picture?!? I would die.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

OMG THIS IS SO CUTE

(via punchyerlightsout)

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2 hours ago

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

(via gaystarwhales)

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2 hours ago
mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck, via septem-vitia-capitalia)

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2 hours ago

stereobone:

THAT character???? haha wow no they are definitely not my favorite *puts flowers in their hair* absolutely not what a complete nerd *wraps up in blankets* i dk who they even are tbh *viciously protects from everything awful ever* haha please stop looking at me

(via ponfairy)

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2 hours ago
kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

(Source: memewhore, via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

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2 hours ago

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

(via mscottys)

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2 hours ago

toasterama:

black underwear makes me feel ready to destroy a city, rule an empire, obliterate everyone who has ever hurt me, finish doing my math hw

(via snorlax-and-pikachu)

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2 hours ago
frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

(via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

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2 hours ago

lilacblossoms:

shadyhomo:

non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?

the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers

(Source: blenderqueer, via grantire)

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3 hours ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via eggmayonaise)

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3 hours ago

sica49:

"Rahm Emanuel is not caring about our schools; he is not caring about our safety. He only cares about his kids. He only care about what he needs. He do not care about nobody else but himself.

He let Barbara Byrd-Bennett, a woman that’s from Detroit who don’t even know the streets of Chicago where I’m from, come in and close these schools.” [x]

Look at the passion y’all!!!

Teach the babies that their words matter yess

(Source: hellyeahcinema, via raggedy-spaceman)

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3 hours ago
eyeohtah:

awwww-cute:

She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly


DEAR GOD

eyeohtah:

awwww-cute:

She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly

DEAR GOD

(via theandgemille)

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3 hours ago
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