Doctor Who kills me with every episode. I know more about timetravel than i do math. And lately i have been craving Jammy Dodgers.

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

(via hiddleswife)

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phandoms-and-other-things:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

Oh my gosh this is ADORABLE

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via teamfreewillandtheimpala)

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summer blogging from Lake-town. (ins.)

(Source: bilbo-greene, via but-bones)

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pies-wands-and-more:

Lily Potter starting a riot up in Heaven as she watched Sirius Black get dragged to Azkaban while James sits there frustrated with both the Ministry and his fiery tempered wife.

"HE’S OUR CHILD’S BLOODY GODFATHER YOU INSOLENT TOADS! AND YOU’RE JUST GOING TO THROW HIM INTO THERE?? IT WAS PETTIGREW, THAT IDIOTIC UNLOYAL RAT!"

"Lily, they can’t hear you."

"I’ll MAKE them hear me!"

(via thetasrose)

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Countdown to Season 4 - Week Four: Favorite Overall Death

(via strayedstarks)

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kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

(Source: mikleos, via thevelvetunderrground)

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hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

(Source: menandtheirdogs, via notsuchaprettyface)

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homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via sunflowersandawkwardness)

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mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

(via soulless-heaven)

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bloodcaste:

bloodcaste:

i have zero patience for these things:

  • slow internet
  • 14 year olds who think theyre edgy bc they smoke weed on weekends
  • bronies
  • screaming babies

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AW SHIT SON

(via dora-the-back-door-explorer)

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chandra75:

portablewhiskers:

no-drama-obama:

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

Every male should be required to read this.

Every person on earth should read this. 

(Source: tom-sits-like-a-whore, via soletsidera)

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a-cup-of-moriartea:

reminder a lot of people have this show up on their dash and it does remind them to eat after genuinely forgetting to so thank you for this

a-cup-of-moriartea:

reminder a lot of people have this show up on their dash and it does remind them to eat after genuinely forgetting to so thank you for this

(Source: happypecan, via gallifreyan-girl-and-her-doctor)

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exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

(via povverangers)

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